Nostadamus Predicted This 500 years ago

In the year 2029

* Ozone created by electric cars will kill millions
in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia

* Couple will petitions court to reinstate
heterosexual marriage.

* Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim will die in
the United States of the Middle East (formerly
known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).

* Iran will be closed off; physicists estimate it
will take at least 10 more years before
radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

* France pleads for global help after being
over taken by Jamaica.

* Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars
can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea
Clinton has banned all smoking.

* George Z. Bush says he will run for President
in 2036.

* Postal Service raises price of first class
stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to
Wednesdays only.

* 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and
Exercise are the keys to weight loss.

* Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

* Japanese scientists have created a camera
with such a fast shutter speed, they now can
photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

* Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

* Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals
violates their civil rights.

* Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven
inches.

* New federal law requires that all nail clippers,
screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers
must be registered by January 2036.

* Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly
illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.

* IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

* Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern
United States crops and livestock.

* Baby conceived naturally . . . scientists stumped.

And last but certainly not the least

* Florida voters still don't know how to use a
voting machine