Video Review Of the Month, James Bond, Retire!!!!

I have seen many new movies this last month and the miserable attempt of some of them to deceive the paying public with their misleading reviews is deplorable.

1. Max Payne, 0/10, piss poor plot, totally without any redeeming features, misleading trailers with demons which dont actually exist. So thin that i almost turned it off and gave up but as a true professional i percevered.

2. James Bond, in french 2/10, poor plot, James Bond was a moody miserable shit all the way through the Movie, some interesting stunts but it didn't hold the movie together enough, Roger Moore and even Pierced Brosnan were much better with some humour in the movie, this one was too dark and miserable.

3. Eagle eye, 3/10 a strange start to the movie with some reasonable acting, plot was thin but watchable but once you realised what the plot was it is a rip-off of I-Robot with a computer taking over the government, too thin a plot and silly

4. MamaMia, 7/10 a really silly movie of a stage play but the plot was really well woven together to incorporate the Abba songs, ( I am an Abba fanatic, just love the old songs) the acting was average but how can you act when your singing, it was silly and funny and very enjoyable.

5. Hell Boy 2, the Golden Army, 9/10, now I know i like science fiction and fantasy movies but this was particularly entertaining, the way the old members were brought together and the underworld was introduced was slick and funny, it was fast and well produced, some very entertaining scenes and special effects

6. Body of Lies, 5/10, The action movie was acceptable with some good acting and an interesting plot but a little too complex, the subject of the movie being the war on terror is a little too disturbing and not good material but was watchable.

7. Chihuahua, of Beverly Hills 0/10, a complete and utter pile of beverley hills dog shite, probably the worst movie ever made, talking dogs for gawds sake, a stupid plot and awfully misleading trailers about Mexican dog cities, so bad I was making terrible comments all the way through even though i only saw it so my little girl cvould watch it, by far the worst movie i have had to watch in a long time

8. Tinkerbell, DVD release only, 2/10, horrible animation from Disney, poor animation and silly plot, being tinkerbell is an airhead, which we all know, so bad I had to walk away as my little girl watched it but for her it was great.

9. X-files 2, -2/10, pathetic, I thought the x-files was about extra-terrestrials, not some piss poor murder kidnap detective story, just a complete joke of a movie, they all deserve to never work again in the industry

10. Madagascar 2, 6/10 A well made rounded movie for kids, a silly story with a plot of sorts but not as funny as the original, great for kids and I enjoyed it also