Quest for more LESBIAN AND GAY readership

Does the title offend you, I certainly hope not, I was introduced to a friend of a friend via e-mail and we move in the same oil industry circles and he had the most amazing idea straight off the top of his head about increasing readership. The phrase remains a little hazy but something to the effect if you had gay or lesbian in the title then you would be overrun with people checking out your site. Now this must have been going round my head all last night and today, how can I incorporate that into my Blogs without being gay or lesbian. So I did some checking how the main search engines work. I went to Technorati and typed into the search bar, GAY and LESBIAN and hey presto up popped Blogs with those words either in the title or in the body of the Blog, so I can actually get people to go to my site even if the are looking for porn or gay or lesbian sites if I put in the header GAY and LESBIAN haphazardly. So every Blog I do from now on will have as an attractant to my Blog the words GAY and LESBIAN liberally distributed about the Blog. So it isn’t important if you sometimes notice the word LESBIAN just lying about in a sentence for no reason, cluttering up the place and making it look and sound pretty silly. I don’t care as I want my Blog to be read by all genders. GAY, LESBIAN, Straight and transsexual even. Those words will be my motto from now on in my quest to achieve notoriety for the man who scatters his Blog with miscellaneous references to peoples sexual orientation. Does this make any sense, only if you have read the previous Blog about wanting more readership. I think I have the words GAY and LESBIAN dotted about enough in this short essay that should be entitled, my GAY and LESBIAN readership quest to be known by the GAY and LESBIAN community as a friend to the GAY and LESBIANS worldwide. How many times have I got the words GAY and LESBIAN written down, too many times to make any sense. I will let you know how it got on with increasing the readership.