Sunday, February 26, 2006

My New Toy Will Be The Shape of a Gun

I was blogging about the need for a gun in Costa Rica for those needy moments when nothing other than a bullet can say what you really need to say, especially to a robber with a knife or one with a gun or a irritating motorist even. so after trawling through the net i have found the tiniest .38 semi automatic gun in the world and for only $245 i think it is a snip. It is the Kal-Tec P32. This gun i have to have and will get a gunshop to import 2 directly for me and the wife as we need to have a matching pair obviously. In the web site it says the gun is for under cover police officers and licenced individuals, in Costa Rica i can carry a concealed gun without a licence as long as it is registered to my company and shooting robbers is actively encouraged. A couple of incidents spring to mind, 1 when a guy dressed in a Bin Laden mask was dancing around in the street pointing a real rifle at passing cars, a motorist shot at him through the windscreen nearly killing him, he got a stern looking at by the police, and when some Nicaraguan robbers burst into a farmers house and demanded he open the safe, he pulled a big gun from the safe and killed one and injured 2 more and the forth managed to get away with the money, again the police issued a raucous laugh at the dead and injured. My wife told me of a very funny attempted robbery by a gun wielding idiot recently, as he jumped out of the car he was in to rob a guy with a brief case, he tried to pull out his gun from his trousers and shot off his dick, he was arested at the local hospital where the police were actually waiting for him to arrive, probably laughing at him as he limped towards the emergency dick sewing on department.

the perfect gift for your wife on Valentines

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