Monday, June 05, 2006

The Insanity Factor of Flying Around the World

Why do some people think they are flying alone and do crazy shit when they fly, they have a carry on bag that is bigger than themselves and weights about the same as a baby elephant and then try and push through other people as though they do not exist and never say sorry, excuse me or even kiss my ass dipshit!. Do they believe they are invisible or that some bubble of excusability surrounds them that excuse their intolerable behaviour. What possesses these travelling morons to act in such a horrendous manner. I will not suffer such acts in future and will tell all and sundry of there miserable behaviour in future. I have reached that age where I can tell both older and younger what I think and have no repercussions. I have to suffer the same crappy food as them and they miserable seating as them also, so why should I tolerate there boorish antics. I watch in astonishment as they lug these huge bags up and down stairs and through the aisles beating themselves around the legs with sharp and pointy bags, having to lap over them as they trip over and flail around like a dying antelope to stay upright and not look like a moron with an overlarge and heavy bag. I can appreciate why they try and do everything as carry on as my bags today are in Atlanta as I am sat in the office in Florence Italy and have no chance of getting them until tomorrow at the earliest. This doesn’t happen very often to me but I am stuffed for toothpaste and toothbrush and shampoo. this is a massive inconvenience but I am not about to change my flying habits because of this, you will never see me trying to carry the equivalent of a mobile refrigerator onto a plane and hinder everyone else and then complain about it to everyone else. Can someone finally tell these assholes to carry nothing larger than a laptop bag or a bag of knitting. I rest my case, the airlines are to blame as they do not make strict rules so we all have to suffer the inadequacies of some members of the flying public

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